FKN SAVAGES

FKN SAVAGES are a band with too much brass. There’s 28 of them, which even if you are not a certified mathematician will have to admit it’s a lot. They’ve been kicked out of venues they haven’t even played yet. Max Savage is the front man of this gang of miserable misfits and is quite vocal about it (see what we did there?).

Most notably they are a democracy just like Iran. The band members have tried to overthrow him twice but have not succeeded, leaving 3 of them wounded and one member leaving the band to join Watershed.

FKN SAVAGES is 100% unplaylistable - but that doesn’t mean you won’t love them. It just means you’ll pity them. And we both know that there’s a fine line between love and pity.

Once upon a time Max was a rock star back when there were rock stars. But today he’s a but salty about what happened to music. But you still can’t help love him just a little bit.

Check out FKN SAVAGES on insta. Loads of fun things there.

“Where’s all the Cool $h1t?” name checks some of our biggest stars who used to be the coolest but now they’ve gone boring. But don’t stress, Max Savage and Fkn Savages are here to bring back the yeahhhhh!

There’s also a Where’s All The Cool $h1t arcade game dropping where you get to fight some of SA’s biggest stars like Black Toffee and Trevor Nothanks. There’s also a round where you have to extract cash from the Spotify Zombie (which is nearly impossible by the way)

Either way, FKN Savages aren’t here to be liked. They are here to remind you what it felt like when music had a fkn pulse.

Ps. There’s a follow up single on the way featuring some artists you actually know which means Max is not alone in the pursuit of making terrible decisions !